holy freakin eff.

reading my past 'articles' as some of you may want to call it (id call them random posts and whatever the hell comes to my mind) made me realize that:

1. i used to write, like a lot.

2. i didnt care whether or not i had an audience. i just wanted to write.

3. and that at some point some things got lost and now im sorta missing those days.

but holy eff was i thinking more back in those days when i try and come up with witty or even anything that i consider as entertaining. i always did try. and looking back, i've noticed that most of what i've written are related to movies somehow. well why dont i start another one? hmm lets see.

Ending...

ayan, bukas na showing yung fifth film ng harry potter. yung order of the phoenix. pero alam naman ng karamihan na ngayong buwan din lalabas ang final book ng series na to. at tingin ko eh alam ko na ang ending ng series... hahaha. get ready.

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so after years of fighting it all comes down to harry's seventh year. his final year at hogwarts and the final book in the series so everything needs to end here. and yes i think harry will die and sacrifice himself to save everyone else but not to kill voldemort. no no no. not him. because he is not the dark lord. he is not the ultimate bad guy in this series. nope im not going to say dumbledore because uhmmm, cmon, thats too obvious! haha. i really think its snape. yep, severus snape. the baddest villain like forever. okay youre probably saying like 'wtf! yeah right!' but hold on there. ill explain why. this is pretty short but kayo na bahala if youll believe it. hahaha.

1. ever wondered why snape was able to hide his side from both parties? because hes that awesome. and hes that dark. the dark corridors in the dungeon strengthens this claim...!

2. then you say, but he killed dumbledore under albus's or voldemort's orders! his either on one of their side! youre wrong again. see here, voldemort fears dumbledore right? and snape killed dumbledore. so according to snape's ultimate plan of world conquest...

snape>>>dumbledore(rip)>>>voldemort.
get it?

3. okay so now youre saying whatll happen to the horcrux subplot. and heres how things merge together...

remember how dumbledore tells harry that he can love? and that voldemort will never ever ever understand love?

well in the seventh book, i think harry, with all his loving powers, will love and forgive voldemort when he needs to destroy the last two remaining horcruxes which we all know are harry and voldemort themselves. with both of them at the brink of destruction, voldemort asks for forgiveness (so that he can live longer, his addiction according to dumbledore) and harry does so believing that this will once and for all resolve everything. then voldemort reveals that he is harry's true father. but snape, waiting for his cue, appears and unleashes lightning bolts and reveals his ultimate plan that everyone never noticed. then harry and voldemort realizing what suckers theyve been all those time fighting one another, seeks revenge by taking on snape. now you ask, how will harry die? heres how...

he realizes through one of his weird dreams (dumbledore's and sirius' spirits) that if he destroys voldermort and himself, itll set off a massive magical bomb that destroys everything magical in sight and nothing can stop it. so harry does that and he kills himself, voldemort and snape but no one else gets hurt because all of this happens in the chamber of secret (which is the proper place for such things to happen given the amount of secrets revealed here). the explosion just leaves something on the castle floor, a massive scar.

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so there you have it. the most likely ending to the harry potter books.

Alam mo ba to?

okay, eto isang pagsubok. kung nanonood ka ng tv noon at hindi retarded na taong nagiisip na ang cartoons ay para sa mga bata, try mong lagyan ng description lahat ng series sa listahang to na alam mo. note: para to sa nagdaan sa stage na kung tawagin ay 'kabataan', kung di ka nagdaan dun, kawawa ka naman, boring...

ABSOLUTE BOY - ?

A DOG OF FLANDERS - ito ba yung palabas tungkol kay Nelo at Patras na naghahatid ng gatas tuwing umaga?

ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER - si Tom Sawyer kasama si Becky at si Huck Finn.

AFTER WAR GUNDAM X - ?

AH MY GODDESS OVA -  ova nung ah my goddess. sus.

AH MY GODDESS TV - yung pinalabas sa channel 7.

AIR GEAR - ngayon pa lang to pinapalabas sa channel 2.

AKAZUKIN CHA CHA - si Red Ridinghood na nagiging Sailormoon. May magic magic pa.

ALICE ACADEMY - ngayon lang to pinapalabas sa 2 tuwing umaga. magic magic din.

ALICE IN WONDERLAND - alam ko to eh, nakalimutan nga lang.

AMDRIVER - ? 

ANG ALAMAT NI SNOW WHITE - channel 2, siguro nung grade school ako nito. 

ANGELIC LAYER - bago lang to. siguro isang episode lang napanood ko, di ko na maalala.

ANG MAHIWAGANG KUWINTAS (NADIA) - yung may submarine na Nautilus at andito din si Kapitan
Nemo. galing ng ending nito.

ANG PASKO NI SANTA - pasko ni Santa. sus. sa channel 2 to malamang. 

ANGIE GIRL - ?

ANNE OF GREEN GABLES - kasabayan yata to nila Georgie, di nga lang sumikat. o nakalimutan ko na. 

ASTROBOY - sino di nakakakilala dito?! sasapakin ko!

BAKI THE GRAPPLER - yung may tigre sa likod. o bear. o kung anuman. ireremind sa yo na kadiri ang sobrang muscles.

BANNERTAIL - ?

BATTLE BALL - ang palabas kung saan nababasag yung mga buto nung mga baseball players. sayang di ko na-
subaybayan to sa 13.

BATTLE B-DAMAN - eto ata yung may mga weird na robot. 

BEET THE VANDEL BUSTER - di ko to pinapanood. parang corny eh.

BEET THE VANDEL BUSTER EXCELLION - eto din.

BEYBLADE - ang nagpauso ng hightech na trumpo. may mga arena pa. nagbenta nun prof ko sa english nung hs.

BEYBLADE G-REVOLUTION - di ko na to pinanood. sobra na eh.

BEYBLADE V-FORCE -  lalo na to.

BIRDY THE MIGHTY - ? parang bastos to ah.

BLEACH - show sa 7. panget dubbing. walang feelings.

BLUE BLINK - may batang humihingi ng katapangan na nananaginip lang pala sa dulo ng series. wtf.

BOMBERMAN B-DAMAN BAKUGAIDEN - ?

B'T X - ang robot na Blue Blink. hahaha. isa sa kaabang-abang nung grade school. Messiah Fist!!!

BURST ANGEL - hahahaha.

BUBBLEGUM CRISIS TOKYO 2040 - ewan ko pero di ko to pinanood. sayang?

BUBU CHA CHA - haha. ang cute ni bubu. o ni cha cha?

CAPTAIN FATZ - si Captain Fatz na mataba na nagiging macho pag nagtransform.

CARDCAPTOR SAKURA - bading ba yung kaloveteam ni sakura? yung may crush dun sa lalaking matanda.

CAT'S EYE - eto ata yung mga magnanakaw eh. na mga babae.

CEDIE, ANG MUNTING PRINSIPE - si tom taus!

CHARLOTTE - sya ba yung nangangabayo? o si georgie yun?

CHEEKY ANGEL - ang daming angel sa titles ah.

CHO MAJIN HERO WATARU - si wataru! nung highschool lang to. KING SWORD!!! 

CHRONO CRUSADE - yung may madreng nangbabaril. sa mukha. head shots. oo madre.

CINDERELLA - nung grade 4 ata to eh. pinapanood ko bago pumasok.

COMBATTLER V - yung may 'combine ok, combine ok' na robot.

COOKING MASTER BOY - gusto kong tikman yung tumutunog na siomai ata yun!

COWBOY BEBOP - pelikula lang nito napanood ko.

CRAYON SHIN CHAN - elepante boy. hahaha.

CRUSH GEAR NITRO - jet and joey plus beyblade = crush gear.

CRUSH GEAR TURBO - crush gear + nitro = ito.

CUORE -?

CYBORG 009 - ?

DAIMOS - yung robot na may dedeng nag-aapoy. at nangangarate!

DEAR BOYS - mga papoging version ng slamdunk. seryoso.

DEATHNOTE - ipapalabas pa lang sa 7. si robin padilla daw magboboses sa bida.

DETECTIVE CONAN - yung batang detective na matanda talaga. naninipa pa ng bola.

D.I.C.E. - alam ko to eh. nakalimutan ko lang.

DIGIMON - pokemon na digital. hahaha.

D.N.Angel - di ko napanood pero narinig ko na to.

DOG OF FLANDERS [Nippon Animation version] - dito ba si nelo at patras?

DORAEMON - ang mascot ng japan. gusto ko nung tinapay na pangreview.

DRAGON CREATION - ?

DRAGON LEAGUE - sa channel 5 ata to eh. yung mukhang luma na drawing. tapos parang retarded din.

DRAGON QUEST - rpg to ah. hahaha.

DRAGONBALL and DRAGONBALL Z SAGA - ang walang katapusang agawan sa dragon balls. nga pala, steroids ba yung magic beans? 

DRAGONBALL GT - si son goku pinaliit ulit para humaba pa ang series.

DUEL MASTERS - card game. ala yugi-oh. wait, eto rin ata yun eh.

EREMENTAR GERAD (Elemental Gelade) - ?

EL HAZARD THE MYSTERIOUS WORLD (THE WANDERERS) - yung napunta sa alternate univers na may astig na ending song. 

ETO RANGERS - shucks, ANG LUNKOT NG ENDING NITO SOBRA.

F! - wt... F?!

FANCY LALA - alam ko to eh. di ko lang maalala.

FINAL FANTASY UNLIMITED - series based on the rpg. uninteresting. boring.

FLAME OF RECCA -isa sa mga series na may tournament.

FLINT, THE TIME DETECTIVE - sya yung may moai di ba? di ba? yung maliit na mukhang troll ata to. di ba?

FORCE FIVE - aaargh. alam ko to! ano ulit to?

FORTUNE QUEST - wiiii! fortune quest. twing hapon sa channel 2. ang saya.

FRUITS BASKET - di ko pinanood...

FUSHIGI YUUGI - hala bastos to. sobra. marerealize mong ang dami palang sinaunang mga metrosexual.

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST - yung magkapatid na naging robot yung isa. kawawa naman.

FULL METAL PANIC -  eto pa isang bastos. hahaha.

GADGET BOY KANIPAN - eto ba yung inventor na may mga class a, class b, etc?

GALAXY ANGEL - hahahaha. laught trip. sa axn ko pa nga to pinapanood dati eh.

GATEKEEPERS - eto din sa axn pa. di ko na nga lang natapos yung series...

GEORGIE - siya ba yung nangangabayo?!

GETBACKERS - yung dalawang lalakeng di ko pinapanood tuwing weekends kasi pa-cool sila. hahaha.

G-FORCE - eh?

GHOST FIGHTER - si eugene! si vincent! si alfred! at shempre... si dennise! errr. mali lang pala sa translation yun. 

GHOST IN THE SHELL - may game ako nito sa ps1! astig to!

GRAN DOLL (Hyper Speed Gran Doll) - ?

GREAT TEACHER ONIZUKA (GTO) - pano kaya kung tulad nya prof ko?

GRIMM'S FAIRY TALES - parang every sunday to ah...

GROOVE ADVENTURE RAVE - RAVE! yung parang RPG! yung magaganda yung songs! yung atmospheric!

GUNDAM G - ang gundam series kung san NANGFI-FINGER YUNG BIDA! SHINING PA! or GODLY PA!

GUNDAM SEED - errr. mapink tong series na to. nahilig sila sa pink. pink na mga suot... pink na usok... etc.

GUNDAM SEED DESTINY - exension nung nasa taas.

GUNDAM WING - yung deathscythe! yung heavy arms! yung angel!!!

GUNSMITH CATS - okay nakalimutan ko to bigla...

HAJIME NO IPPO (KNOCK-OUT) - DEMPSEY ROLL! matutong magtrain sa ilalim ng puno.

HAMOS THE GREEN CHARIOT (Korean anime) - ?

HAMTARO - ang cuuuuuute!

HANA YORI DANGO - meteor garden original version.

HAPPY TALES - hahahaha. eto ba yung mga dragon?

HARUKA (Harukanaru Toki no Naka de ~Hachiyou Shou~) - ?

HEIDI - yung batang NAGLALAKAD SA MGA ULAP! SI HEIDI!

HELL TEACHER NUBE - isipin mo prof mo ganto... galing hell. hahaha.

HIKARU NO GO - ?

HIS AND HER CIRCUMSTANCES - pinapanood ng kapatid ko kaya ko to alam. para namang ewan.

HONEY HONEY - ?

HUNTER X HUNTER (OVA 1 & 2) - si eugene na bata! si vincent na bata! si alfred na payat! si dennis na blonde! at may bading na clown!

IDATEN JUMP - ?

IRON MAN 28 - ?

ISAMI - ???

INU-YASHA - ang di na natapos na anime series sa channel 2... 

JACKIE AND JILL - went up the hill

JACKIE (BUSH BABY) -  ?

JESTER THE ADVENTURER - errr... 

JENNY - yung girlfriend ni eugene? may sarili syang series? talaga?

JEWEL BEM HUNTER LIME - ?

JUDIE (original title "Daddy Long Legs" used on QTV) - di ko to kinaya. pedo pala si daddy long legs.

JULIO AT JULIA, ANG KAMBAL NG TADHANA - hahaha. mangha ako dati dito. nakita ko ngayon... bang panget pala ng animation nito. hahaha.

JUNGLE BOOK - jungle book! sus.

KALEIDO STAR - kanta ni francis m.

KATRI, ANG BATANG PASTOL - watdahel.

KIDDY GRADE - ?

KIMBA THE WHITE LION - si kimba!!! sa channel 5!!!

KNIGHT HUNTERS - sila ba yung apat na lalake?

KUROCHAN CYBORG CAT - KUROCHAN! KUROCHAN! pang-bangag.

LADY LADY - ?

LAST EXILE - ?

LAZENCA (Korean anime) - ? 

LET'S & GO - ako may cyclone magnum! umikot sa ere! nasira!

LITTLE WOMEN - si nan to di ba?

LITTLE WOMEN 2 - o dito ba si nan?

LOST UNIVERSE - yung universe kung nasan yung mga tao sa lost. yung may eroplanong bumagsak sa isang isla. oo ayun.

LOVE HINA - wooshoo.

LUCY MAE AND THE SOUTHERN RAINBOW - ?

LUPIN III - lupaaaaaan da taaaaaaard! tentenenten! tententen!

MACHINE ROBO RESCUE - ?

MACRON 1 -?

MAGICAL DOREMI - doremi na magical?

MAGIC GIRLS (MIRACLE GIRLS) - aaaaah nakalimutan ko!

MAGIC KNIGHT RAYEARTH - silay nandoon. asahan nating magtatanggol. makikipaglaban para sa kapayapaan at kaayusan.
silay asahan nyo. hanggang sa dulo ng mundo. *malupit na guitar solo*

MAHHA GO GO GO! - nakalimutan ko din!

MAPS -?

MARCO - chow marco chow! chow marco! chow chow chow chow!

MARIA-SAMA GA MITERU - ?

MARMALADE BOY - ???

MASTER OF MOSQUITON - kasama sa we are anime ng 7! every thursday ata to. o tuesday? 

MAZINGER Z - sinaunang robot.

MEDABOTS - di ko na to pinanood.

MEDABOTS SPIRITS - lalo na to.

MERMAID MELODY: Pichi Pichi Pichi - sa tuwing sinasabi ng kapatid ko title nito, natatawa ako. ewan ko ba. hahaha. pichipichipich

MGA MUNTING PANGARAP NI ROMEO (ROMEO'S BLUE SKY) - yung mga itim na magkakapatid! tama!

MIRMO - alam mo ba na babae pala ang nagboboses kay mirmo?

MOBY DICK (Hakugei: Legend of Moby Dick) - bago ako pumasok nung kinder 1 eto palabas! kasama ni MIGHTOR!

MOJACKO - mojaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

MON COLLE KNIGHTS - ?

MONKEY MAGIC - si son goku sa channel 9!

MONKEY TYPHOON - eto din ata.

MONSTER RANCHER - ANG LUNGKOT NUNG ENDING NITO! SOBRA!

MR. SURPRISE (Bikkuri Man) - ?

MY ANNETTE - ?

NADJA - kol? hahaha.

NARUTO - yung ninja na hindi ko pinapanood. hahaha. sorry di ako sumakay sa bandwagon eh.

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION - ANG DAMING CUT NITO SA CHANNEL 2!

NINJA BOY RANTARO - ?

NINJA ROBOTS - sa channel 21 ko pa to napapanood. kasunod nga nito si mcgyver eh.

ONE PIECE - di ko din to nasubaybayan. pero comedy.

OTOGI ZOSHI - otog si?

OUTLAW STAR - ?

PAUL IN FANTASY LAND - si paul... nasa fantasy land. 

PEACEMAKER KUROGANE - ?

PEACH GIRL - babaeng peach?

PERRINE - ???

PETER PAN - SI PETER PAN! tuwing hapon!

PETSHOP OF HORRORS - ???

POKEMON - sino di nakakaalam nito? sasapakin ko din!

POLLYANNA -isa na naman dun sa mga batang babae na madrama ang buhay.

POPOLOCROIS - cute silang lahat!

PoPoLoCrois (sequel) - malamang sequel.

PRETEAR - ?

PRETTY CURE - ? 

PRINCE MACKAROO - hahahaha. katunog ng wooshoo yung sinasabi nya. 

PRINCE OF TENNIS - sorry...

PRINCESS SARAH - si camille pratts!

PROJECT ARMS - eto ba yung kinabitan sa kamay ng kung anong halimaw or experiment ata?

PYGMALIO - ?

RAGNAROK THE ANIMATION - okay corny.

RAIJIN-OH - alam ko. di ko lang pinanood.

RANMA 1/2 - laugh trip! hahahaha.

RASCAL (Rascal the Raccoon) - waaah luma na ata to!

RAYEARTH OVA - magic knight ova?

REMI - si remi! madrama din buhay nito. sya yung may 'mahal kong ina'

REMI: NOBODY'S GIRL - eto din yun ah.

RESTOL (Korean anime) - ? parang tunog oil... prestol ata yun.

ROBIN HOOD -si robin hood!

ROCKMAN.EXE - nilalaro to ah.

ROBOTECH (MACROSS, SOUTHERN CROSS, & MOSPEDA) - MACROSS!!! nakakainggit yung pinsan kong may laruan na ganto!

RUNE SOLDIER - ?

SABER MARIONETTE J - yung walang babae sa mundo nila kundi mga marionette lang.

SABER MARIONETTE J to X - yung saber marionette. x version.

SABER MARIONETTE R - rated r naman to.

SABER RIDER AND THE STAR SHERIFFS - para ba tong mga starla?

SAILORMOON (SAILORMOON, R, S, SUPER S & SAILORSTARS) - di ko to pinanood. ewan ko. hahaha. bading kasi si tuxedo mask eh.

SAINT SEIYA - lumang bt'x hahahaha. 

SAIYUKI - gensomaden? sila sanzo?

SAIYUKI RELOAD - panget na animation. haaaay.

SAIYUKI RELOAD GUNLOCK - eto din.

SAKURA WARS - nagandahan ako dito! hahahaha. walang pakealaman.

SAMURAI DEEPER KYO - sa 23 to di ba? tuwing 6?

SAMURAI 7 - di ko pa to napapanood! kahit yung original film!

SAMURAI X - AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIRAMEKI!!!

SANRIO WORLD OF ANIMATION - pinapanood ko pa din to hanggang ngayon!

SCRAPPED PRINCESS - ????????

SGT. KERORO -  naiisip ko si keroppi. di ko tuloy maalala to.

SD GUNDAM FORCE - wait alam ko to eh. to ba yung maliliit na gundam?

SHADOW SKILL - ?

SHAMAN KING - hahahaha. shaman fight.

SHAMANIC PRINCESS - anak nung nanalong shaman king?

SHIN TENCHI MUYO - tenchi muyo tv!

SHULLATO - sa channel 5 to. obvious.

SI MARY AT ANG LIHIM SA HARDIN - wooshoo. yung may secret garden!

SLAM DUNK - si dennis rodman na japanese!

SONIC X - sonic the hedgehog kasama si tails. bawal sa bata!

SORCERER HUNTERS - bastos to. lalo na si big mama.

SORCERER ORPHEN - ang daming sorcerers ah.

SORCERER ORPHEN REVENGE - eto pa!

SOUL HUNTER - waaaah nakalimutan ko tuloy to!

STARLIGHT SCRAMBLE -  nabibili ata to kasama ng fishballs eh. kulay pink. may kasamang powder na white.

STREET FIGHTER II V - sila chun li. malamang.

STRIKER HUNGRY HEART - kahit gusto ko ng football, di ko to pinanood.

SUGAR: A LITTLE SNOW FAIRY - ?

SUGAR SUGAR RUNE - ?

SUNNY PIG - hahahahahaha! tentenenenen tenentenen tentenenenen ten tenen!

SUPER BOINK - hahahahaha! mga kalokohan.

SUPER DOLL LICCA - ?

SUPER GALS KOTOBUKI RAN - para para dancing!

SUPER YO-YO - pagalingan sa yo-yo.

SWEET TALES OF ST. TAIL - ?

SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON - hahaha. naiisip ko yung sound of music.

TACTICS - ?

TAKOYAKI MANTLEMAN - mantleman ba? di ba mangerman? taku-taku ta--ku taku taku taku taku taku takuyaki, magerman!

TENCHI MUYO TV - oh eto yung tenchi muyo tv.

TENJOU TENGE - brutal. parang tom and jerry.

THE ADVENTURES OF HUCK FINN - dito ba si indian joe? o kay tom sawyer ba yun?

THE LAW OF UEKI - bago lang to. di ko pinapanood.

THE MUSKETEERS - BABAE SI ARAMIS! BABAE SI ARAMIS!

THE RESCUE KIDS - ?

THE SLAYERS - nakalimutan ko yung pangalan nung babae! waaaah!

THE TRANSFORMERS SAGA - sila optimus!

THE TWINS AT ST. CLARE'S - alam ko to eh!

THE WIZARD OF OZ - hahaha. di ko pa to nababasa. napapanood. o kung anuman.

THOSE WHO HUNT ELVES - those who hunt elves... are bad people...

THUNDER JET - SI RYUGA RAI! YUNG MAY EMERY! KILALA NYO BA TO? SYA YUNG MAY KALABAN NA TIGRE! O LEON!

THUNDERSUB - thunder jet sa tubig?

TICO AND FRIENDS - hahahaha. si tico.

TIME QUEST - takureeeeeeeeeeee!

TOKYO JUSSHODEN - ?

TOKYO UNDERGROUND - sequel nung pelikulang 'the sinking of japan'?

TRANSFORMERS ARMADA - makabagong transformers

TRAPP FAMILY SINGERS - sound of music!

TRIGUN - si VASH STAMPEDE! YUNG BUMARIL SA BUWAN! OO!

TSUBASA (Tsubasa Chronicles) - si captain tsubasa ba to?

TWELVE KINGDOMS - ?

TWIN SIGNAL - ?

TWO YEARS VACATION WITH DINOSAURS - sa channel 5.

UFO BABY - wooshoo.

UFO ROBOT GRANDIZER - ?

VIRTUA FIGHTER - 'ito ang prinsipyo ng martial arts ko...' - akira yuki

VISION OF ESCAFLOWNE - tuwing friday!

VOLTES V - ANG DI NAKAKAKILALA NITO WALANG CHILDHOOD!

VOLTRON (LIONS & VEHICLES) - DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE!

WEDDING PEACH - hahahaha. eto yung parang sailormoon na kakaiba yung gamit sa pagtransform di ba?

WITCH HUNTER ROBIN - ?

WORLD FAMOUS TALES - ?

YAIBA -si YAIBA! sa channel 21 o channel 9! o 13!

YAKITATE! JA-PAN - wow pandesal!

YUCIE (Petit Princess Yucie) - ?

YU-GI-OH!: DUEL MONSTERS - nyay yu-gi-oh!

YU-GI-OH! GX - nyay!

ZEGUY - its ze guy!

ZENKI - tanong, bakit hindi SIKO NI DIBA yung tawag nya dun sa panusok nya pag nasa siko?

ZENTRIX - ?

ZIPANG - ???

ZOIDS: CHAOTIC CENTURY - di ko nasubaybayan.

ZOIDS: FUZORS - eto din

ZOIDS: NEW CENTURY - pati to.

ZORRO - soap opera pag tapos ng wowowee. tinanggal na din nila.

The Thinking Process... 2

sure na solido yun!

The Thinking Process...

pwede naman diba?

PORMA # 3

di ko din alam kung bakit porma tawag ko dito. hahaha.

Porma # 2

alam na kung sino sino yan.